Genealogy Taglines

From the Genealogy Newspaper Clippings Shoebox:

  • "…t-t-t-t-talking ’bout my g-g-g-g-generation…."
  • "Ancestors required" – please supply photo and references
  • "Crazy" is a relative term in MY family
  • "Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are."
  • "Looking for roots in all the wrong places…"
  • "SSHHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting forebears!"
  • ***QUARANTINED***GENEALOGY FEVER***INCURABLE***
  • 50% of my ancestors were female.
  • 50% of my ancestors were women…
  • 50% of my forefathers were female.
  • A Complete Genealogy just can’t be..there’s always more.
  • A cousin a day keeps boredom away.
  • A family history shows you have lived!
  • A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
  • A family tree can wither if nobody maintains its roots!
  • A family tree can wither if nobody tends it’s roots.
  • A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name..
  • A good name is more desirable than great riches…
  • A great many family trees were started by grafting.
  • A great oak is only a little nut that held it’s ground.
  • A job is nice, but it interferes with genealogy research.
  • A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk & root = TREE
  • A little a’disk & a little a’data.
  • A lot of history isn’t fit to repeat itself.
  • A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
  • A miser is hard to live with, but makes an excellent ancestor.
  • A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
  • Adam and Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring.
  • Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way. Have Grand Children!
  • After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
  • Ain’t Family Fun.
  • All right! Everybody out of the genetic pool!
  • All your lines have daughtered out, with one exception!
  • Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!
  • Always searching for leads…
  • Always willing to share my ignorance…
  • Am I in the right family tree?
  • Am I the only person up my tree? Seems like it.
  • An affliction of the blood.
  • An ancestor is a person who plays HIDE and you go SEEK.
  • An eternity existed before your birth and waits for you today.
  • Ancestor files – a meeting place of cousins!
  • Ancestor not found …how do I prove I exist?
  • Ancestors are just people.
  • Ancestors left unclaimed after 30 days will NOT be discarded.
  • Ancestors not found. Do I really exist?
  • Ancestors run in my family.
  • Ancestors were just people..
  • Ancestors: They can hide, but they can’t RUN anymore!
  • And Adam said, Eve, don’t I have any clean fig leaves?
  • Ankle deep in the gene pool.
  • Any ancestors you can dig up would be appreciated.
  • Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.
  • Any Genealogists in the house ? <> Any more ?
  • Anybody else out there got a batchelor GGG’Pa with 11 kids?
  • Archaeologists do it for centuries.
  • Archaeologists will date any old thing.
  • At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!
  • Babies are a nice way to start people.
  • Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.
  • Battle Cry – Take all of the ancestors, leave only the records!
  • Be vewy quiet, I’m hunting forebears.
  • Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting forebears.
  • Before you brag about your family tree, better do some pruning!
  • Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It’s bite can be addictive!
  • Biochemists wear designer genes.
  • Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.
  • Boldly start in reverse, ’cause that’s the genealogy way.
  • Boy, I wish my crystal ball ran in reverse!!
  • Brother’s Keeper … the ultimate program
  • But most of all, I just want relatives I can find!!!
  • But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
  • C A U T I O N ! You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
  • Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
  • Can’t find your ancestor? Maybe he flunked his blood test!
  • Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
  • Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
  • Chasing your own tale.
  • Climbing my family tree is fun…
  • Climbing my family tree is fun…even gathering a nut two
  • Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
  • Columbus had a fourth ship – it sailed over the edge.
  • Computer Genealogy: working out where your computer came from.
  • Cousins marrying cousins makes for VERY tangled roots!
  • Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
  • Cousins marrying cousins: VERY tangled roots!
  • Cussed Cousins!!
  • Cussin – what genealogists do when they can’t find one.
  • Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a genealogist.
  • Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped.
  • Dead people like to hang around cemeteries.
  • Death is just nature’s way of dropping carrier
  • Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes.
  • Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight!
  • Did our ancestors ever have a bad heir day?
  • Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose.
  • Do I hear the rattle of chains?
  • Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records?
  • Do our ancestors have bad heir days?
  • Do you know where your great-grandparents were?
  • Documentation….The hardest part of genealogy.
  • Doing gardening in the Family tree.
  • Don’t bother me now, I’m digging up my ‘ROOTS’!
  • Don’t judge me by my relatives, I didn’t choose them!
  • Don’t sit under the family tree with anyone else but me!
  • Eat… Sleep… Trace my roots.
  • Enough research will tend to support your theory.
  • Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
  • Every family tree has some sap in it.
  • Every time I find an ancestor I need to find two more!
  • Every time I think I know where they are, they move!
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
  • Evolution is God’s way of issuing updates
  • Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair.
  • FAMILY HISTORY: a quilt work of lives
  • Family Tree? More like a noxious weed.
  • Family Tree? Ours is a shrub!
  • Family tree climber.
  • Family trees are great for hanging out your genes.
  • Family Trees are ideal to hang your genes on!
  • FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/N)
  • Fastest way to trace family tree: run for public office.
  • Find your ancestors, before they find you!
  • FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
  • For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to…
  • Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
  • Friends may come and go, but relatives never leave.
  • G*d! What a mess this family’s in.
  • Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Out of the pool."
  • Gene-Allergy – It’s a contagious disease, but I love it!
  • Genealilocks and the forebears.
  • Genealogica Bonsai – Little Family Trees!
  • Genealogist caught chopping down family tree! Microfilm at 11:00.
  • Genealogist’s read backwards…
  • Genealogist: tracing descent from someone who didn’t.
  • Genealogists are ghost-a-holics.
  • Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees.
  • Genealogists are time unravelers.
  • Genealogists collect dead relatives.
  • Genealogists do it generation after generation.
  • Genealogists do it in the archives.
  • Genealogists do it in the library.
  • Genealogists do it in the trees!
  • Genealogists do it with a computer.
  • Genealogists don’t die, they just lose their census.
  • Genealogists live in the past lane.
  • Genealogists never die they just haunt cemeteries.
  • Genealogists never die, they just loose their census
  • Genealogists never quit, they just go to another branch!
  • Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor…
  • Genealogists: People helping people…..that’s what it’s all about!
  • Genealogy – a search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors.
  • Genealogy – Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.
  • Genealogy – it’s only an obsession after all!
  • Genealogy – The only hobby where dead people can excite you.
  • Genealogy – where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • Genealogy – Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
  • Genealogy can’t be cured with Penicillin or other antibiotics.
  • Genealogy goes on… and on… and on…
  • Genealogy in the buff, no I mean A genealogy Buff!
  • GENEALOGY IS CONTAGIOUS – NOT ALWAYS FATAL!
  • Genealogy is contagious – not always fatal!
  • Genealogy is contagious – seldom fatal!
  • Genealogy is great when you score!
  • Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!
  • GENEALOGY is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.
  • Genealogy is not a hobby, it’s a disease!
  • Genealogy is relatively interesting.
  • Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
  • Genealogy made me what I am today.
  • Genealogy without documentation is _mythology_.
  • Genealogy…hoping I’m related to Merle Haggard!
  • Genealogy…it’s not a hobby, it’s an obsession.
  • Genealogy…where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • GENEALOGY: Chasing your own tale!
  • Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles.
  • Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
  • Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles.
  • Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It’s the threads I need.
  • Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.
  • Genealogy: It’s all relative in the end anyway.
  • Genealogy: It’s not a hobby, it’s an obsession.
  • Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
  • Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles.
  • Genealogy: People collecting people!
  • Genealogy: People needing people, dead or alive!
  • Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
  • Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game.
  • Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn’t.
  • Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
  • Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
  • Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • Genes, the splice of life!
  • Genetic Engineering: Heir styling!
  • Genetic experiment gone bad?
  • Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
  • Genie diet – Fiche and ships and tantalizing sources.
  • Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
  • Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers
  • Give me your tired, your poor … they’re genealogists!
  • Go climb your family tree.
  • God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends!
  • God! What a mess this family’s in.
  • Goldilocks had three bears. Genealogists have forebears.
  • Gone Relative Fishing…
  • Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!
  • Got to find them before I join them.
  • Grandpa, Tell me about the Good Old Days!
  • Grandpop.com not found. Loading Cousin.com instead.
  • Great, great, grandpa, Where are you? Who are you?
  • Happiness is a genealogist who just found their lost ancestor!
  • Happy hunting for your ancestral name changes!
  • Happy Hunting, Cleaning & Restoring
  • Has anyone seen my roots?
  • Have roots, will grow…
  • Have tree, will climb – just as all my ancestors did.
  • Have you hugged a Genealogist today?
  • He ain’t heavy–He’s my brother’s aunt’s sister’s husband.
  • He pondered deep and darkly over worm eaten texts.
  • He was the Dutch Elm Disease of his family tree.
  • Help! I’m lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
  • Heredity is great until your children act like fools!
  • Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
  • Hey! You got Chocolate on my pedigree chart!
  • Hey! You got peanut butter on my pedigree chart!
  • Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go?
  • Hi Ho, Hi Ho – it’s off to research I go.
  • History is a set of lies agreed upon.
  • History is only gossip- Oscar Wilde
  • History repeats itself because nobody listens.
  • History repeats itself because nobody reads.
  • Hold on, my cat’s caught in the printer…
  • How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??
  • Hug a Genealogist.
  • Hunting FOREBEARS…
  • Hunting season is all year long in genealogy.
  • I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Maine!
  • I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
  • I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!
  • I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
  • I can trace my taglines back 8 generations.
  • I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought… poison ivy!
  • I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
  • I do it in the archives.
  • I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
  • I looked for my ancestors,….and I found friends.
  • I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
  • I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!-Rodney Dangerfield
  • I never steal taglines – I’m a genealogist – I just adopt them.
  • I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".
  • I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
  • I researched my family tree… apparently I don’t exist!
  • I search and search some more, then I find and search some more…
  • I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
  • I shook my family tree and out came a forest of friends.
  • I should have asked them BEFORE they died!
  • I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.
  • I think my family tree is a few branches short.
  • I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy!
  • I think that I shall never see; A mess such as my family tree.
  • I think the family tree needs pruning.
  • I trace family history so I will know who to blame.
  • I traced my roots back to a cesspool. – Rodney Dangerfield
  • I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
  • I want to find ALL of them!
  • I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
  • I wish Noah had swatted those two flies!!
  • I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-grandpa?
  • I’d love to, but I’m converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
  • I’d rather be tracing my roots.
  • I’d rather look for dead people than have ‘em look for me.
  • I’m a genealogist with faded "genes", full of holes!
  • I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
  • I’m lost in a forest of Family Trees!!!
  • I’m lost in my family tree!
  • I’m no genealogist. … Until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"
  • I’m not sick. I’ve just got fading genes.
  • I’m not stuck, I’m ancestrally challenged.
  • I’m searching for myself; Have you seen me?
  • I’m stuck in my family tree and I can’t get down!
  • If a family tree falls in the woods will anyone hear it?
  • If my crystal ball just ran in reverse!!
  • If only ancestors had pull-down menus and on line help!
  • If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help…
  • If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
  • If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck!
  • In my family tree, all my old roots are underground.
  • In pursuit of elusive ancestors.
  • Insanity is hereditary… You get it from your kids.
  • Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops.
  • Is there life after Genealogy?
  • Is your family tree evergreen or deciduous?
  • Isn’t genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
  • It is hereditary in my family not to have children
  • It’s 1997. Do you know where your great-grandparents were?
  • It’s a family affair.
  • It’s a poor family that hath neither a whore or a thief.
  • It’s hard to be humble with ancestors like mine!
  • It’s hard to believe that someday I’ll be an ancestor.
  • It’s search and search some more, then I find and search some more.
  • JEANEALOGY: Study of Levi’s, Wranglers, and other denims
  • Just follow my roots. I’ll turnip somewhere!
  • Just when you think you’ve found them all, Up pops another!
  • Keep on a digging, the best bones are buried deepest!
  • Kin: An affliction of the blood.
  • Kinship: it’s all relative!
  • Kissin cousins
  • Know your roots: potatoes, carrots, and sassafras…
  • Know your roots: potatoes, carrots, turnips…
  • Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
  • Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are.
  • Like my ancestors..I’m either dead or lost!
  • Locate lost relatives–Win the lottery
  • Looked for my ancestors – found friends.
  • Looking for ancestors and M&Ms!
  • Looking for ancestors.
  • Looking for needles in haystacks.
  • Many a family tree needs trimming.
  • May all your family trees branch toward the stars!
  • May my search reveal all
  • May the Saint of Genealogists bless you!
  • May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time.
  • May your family tree grow happy branches.
  • Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors.
  • Money is the root of all evil, and we need roots!
  • Most of my family roots are underground.
  • My ancestors are Copyrighted. You have my permission to use the data.
  • My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.
  • My Ancestors could whip your Ancestors.
  • My ancestors did WHAT?!?
  • My ancestors must be hiding in a witness protection program.
  • My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
  • My Cup Runneth Over…..all because I’m old and shaky!
  • My family came on the Mayflower…or was it Allied?
  • My family coat-of-arms ties in the back. Is that normal?
  • My family tree died in the last drought.
  • My family tree got cut up for firewood.
  • My Family Tree has Root Rot!!
  • My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated.
  • My family tree is full of NOT holes… it’s NOT him, it’s NOT her!!!
  • My family tree is full of nuts.
  • My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
  • My family tree is lost in the forest
  • My family tree must have been used for firewood.
  • My family tree’s roots went underground.
  • My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever
  • My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.
  • My husband thinks I should get a job – but who would do the genealogy?
  • My kids will appreciate the research I’ve done……..when pigs fly…
  • My kissing cousins are also my missing cousins
  • My life has become one large Gedcom!!
  • My modem almost drowned in a Fido/IGA bit stream.
  • My problems are all relative.
  • My problems are all relative. Just too many of them.
  • My roots only go down so far, but my branches spread forever!
  • My wife thinks I should get a job – but who would do the genealogy?
  • Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or genealogist.
  • Never ever give up.
  • Never forget the "quest" in questions!
  • New friends are fun to find…so are old ancestors…
  • No – yes – maybe – could be – perhaps. Musings of a genealogist.
  • Nosy bugger, ain’t I?
  • Not crazy, just almost lost my census!
  • Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of BK!
  • Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of FO!
  • Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of PAF!
  • Nothing ventured, nothing gained, no one found!
  • Now I’m here, and history is vindicated. – Calvin
  • Oh where, oh where, have my ancestors gone?
  • OK, so I don’t descend from anyone….now what??
  • Old genealogists never die, they just haunt cemeteries
  • Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
  • Old Genealogists never die. They just get root rot.
  • Old Genealogists never die. They just haunt Archives.
  • Olly,olly,oxen free! All hiding ancestors can come out!
  • Once a hobby, now an expensive addiction.
  • One big happy family
  • Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
  • Only God Can Prune A Family Tree.
  • Originality is the art of concealing your sources
  • Out on a limb, on the Family Tree!
  • PAF the Magic Wagon — a carriage to the past.
  • Pardon me but I am chasing Ancestors!
  • Problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard.
  • Pruning family trees is NOT allowed.
  • Pruning the Family Tree is NOT permitted!
  • Raise nae mair deils than ye’re able to lay.- Old Scot Sayin
  • Read the local ghost stories, maybe you’ll find family.
  • Reading about relatives is relative reading.
  • RELATIVES: People who come to dinner who aren’t friends.
  • Remember, undocumented genealogy is mythology.
  • Research: What I’m doing, when I don’t know what I’m doing.
  • Researching [YOUR NAME] anytime, anywhere, any takers?
  • RULE #1: Everyone must buy the moderator Chocolate.
  • Save the trees… family trees, that is…
  • Scotty, beam me that lost ancestor.
  • Search out the past, know yourself, look toward the future.
  • Searching for a Needle in a Haystack
  • Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery!
  • Searching for roots beats chasing dust bunnies!
  • Searching Shipping records? Simply naval gazing
  • Seeking my ancestors is like Hide & Go Seek!
  • SEXIST GENEALOGIST: Person Who Looks for Missing and Kissing Cousins!
  • Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
  • Shaking trees and kicking rocks, looking for ancestors.
  • Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
  • Sharing genealogy is a rewarding experience!
  • Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet…I’m hunting forebears. Elmer Fudd
  • Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors.
  • Snoopers welcome! Feel free to provide comments & relatives!
  • So many relatives, so little time.
  • Someday YOU’LL be an ancestor too!
  • Sometimes you find an ancestor hanging from the family tree!
  • Spring showers bring May flowers…and May Flowers bring Pilgrims!
  • Still looking…..
  • Still searching, after all these years!
  • Still trying to decorate my family tree.
  • Synonym: a word you use when you can’t spell the other.
  • Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records.
  • That’s strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!
  • That’s the problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard
  • The ancestors you can find aren’t yours.
  • The best prophet of the future is the past.
  • The black sheep keeps the best info on the family.
  • The End of the Road points to a new opportunity…
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
  • The one who dies with the most surnames, wins!
  • The other half of my ancestors were male
  • The researcher dug up my family tree & now wants more $ to cover it up
  • The sharing part of Genealogy is fun!
  • Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we’re all related.
  • There are no answers, only cross-references.
  • There is History in our Roots!!!
  • There is my Dad & Adam but a big gap between them..
  • There is no such thing as a useless piece of information.
  • There is strength in our Roots.
  • They can hide, but they can’t RUN anymore!
  • They’re cousins, identical cousins.
  • They’ve said *you* are the fertilizer of your family tree!
  • This family tree is sapping all my strength.
  • This is your brain on genealogy? Any questions?
  • This person’s Genealogical postulations not necessarily correct.
  • Thrift is a great virtue…in an ancestor.
  • Time and Genealogy waits for no man.
  • To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative!
  • To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
  • To understand ourselves…we must study the past!
  • Tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
  • Treeclimbers ‘R us.
  • Trees without roots fall over.
  • Try genealogy. You can’t get fired and you can’t quit!
  • Unable to locate Coffee — Genealogy Research Halted!
  • Unlimited keyword search…the Genealogist’s delight!
  • Vampires are blood relatives.
  • Warning!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!
  • We are all related…relatively speaking.
  • We in Maine are proud of our roots, we just can’t find them.
  • We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
  • We shall find no ancestor before his time.
  • We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library if it rains).
  • What did I do before I chased dead men?
  • What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
  • What do you mean my family tree has root rot!
  • What do you mean my grandparents didn’t have any kids!?!
  • What have you done with my ancestors’ papers??
  • What I’m looking for is a blessing NOT in disguise.
  • When I get old I’m going to trace my roots.
  • When I retire I’m going to trace my roots.
  • When I searched for ancestors I found friends.
  • When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have in-laws.
  • When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  • When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines.
  • When you marry, your family tree can become a forest.
  • When you search for ancestors, you find friends
  • Who’s in charge of washing the Family Group Sheets?
  • Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist
  • Why are there so many gnarled limbs on my family tree?
  • Why you look like your father, or should.
  • With MY luck, my Family Tree has Root Rot!
  • Wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-g-grandpa?
  • Yea, once a hobby – now an expensive addiction!
  • Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!
  • You can tell you’re a redneck if your family tree doesn’t branch.
  • You can’t turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.
  • You’re a Redneck if you pick up chicks at the Family Reunion…
  • You’re only as strong as your roots.
  • You’ve got the name, how about the genes?
  • Your Ancestors are my Ancestors.
  • Your family is NEVER the first one listed in the Census!
  • Your Family Tree search ends with Adam and Eve.
  • Your Genealogy Buddy
    Your genealogy is never done!!
  • Yoo Hoo Where are you, lil’ ancestor?
Copyright (c) Lee Drew 2011-04-30 17:31:00
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