Benefits of Growing Older

  • Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  • In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  • It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
  • No one expects you to run into a burning building.
  • People call at 9:00 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  • There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • Things you buy now won’t wear out.
  • You can eat dinner at 4:00 pm.
  • You can live without sex but not without glasses.
  • You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
  • You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
  • You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
  • You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  • You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
  • You sing along with the elevator music.
  • Your eyes won’t get much worse.
  • Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  • Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
  • Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
  • Last and most important – You have more time for Genealogy!
Copyright (c) Lee Drew 2011-05-29 13:30:00
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